• Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
  • When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
  • There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer’s right hand and Jack Bauer’s left hand.
  • Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never “attempts” murder.
  • It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.
  • Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn’t escape and nearly drowned.
  • Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.
  • Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
  • On Jack Bauer’s Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
  • If everyone on “24” followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12”.
  • If Jack Bauer needs backup, he looks in a mirror.

This stuff made me smile!  Hope you enjoy it.  I found it at http://www.notrly.com

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