Random Facts about Jack Bauer
Nov.25, 2008 in
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- Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
- When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
- There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer’s right hand and Jack Bauer’s left hand.
- Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never “attempts” murder.
- It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.
- Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn’t escape and nearly drowned.
- Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.
- Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
- On Jack Bauer’s Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
- If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.
- If Jack Bauer needs backup, he looks in a mirror.
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November 29th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
haha…classic…my favorite is #8…you got anymore?
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December 1st, 2008 at 9:23 am
Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never “attempts” murder.
^ I love this part
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December 1st, 2008 at 2:56 pm
So who’s the bigger Bad-A$$; Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris? When the bogeyman goes to bed each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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